My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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