Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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