I'm gonna have a badass scar
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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