Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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