Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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