therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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