I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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