Sry I called you an 8
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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