he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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