You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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