North Korea, Best Korea!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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