You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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