You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
im on a boat
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