Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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