I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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