I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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