You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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