bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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