Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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