Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
