You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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