I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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