We're like a lot better than the average bears
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Please don't give away my fajitas
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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