just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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