you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
