3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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