Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
