I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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