I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
