Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Welp...herpes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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