Soap is not a condiment
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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