Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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