we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The adults are the big ones right?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
