new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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