i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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