he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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