i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Did I show you my penis last night?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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