Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He did a backflip because drugs
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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