i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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