me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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