I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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