Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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