i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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