On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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