Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
