brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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