Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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