saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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