I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He did a backflip because drugs
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