After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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